The (Satanic) Cult

5/19/2019

Satanism has been called many things. Some people say it’s a cult. Some say it’s a religion. Others say, “no way! That’s not a religion! It’s just a philosophy!” But do we know what these words really mean, or do we only know how they make us feel? Are we assigning a definition and label to something based on our comfort level alone or are we being true to the meanings of the words we use? The definition of religion and theology in general is something that will never be out of fashion to debate academically: as culture evolves, so will the way we define our world, but that doesn’t mean that the definitions themselves will change because definitions don’t change (the words we use to describe a concept will though)! So let’s talk about actual definitions, and let’s talk about definitions used by the authority figures in our world instead of what we heard our best friend’s cousin use on Tumblr. I bet you’ve wondered what the difference between these words are, so let’s find out together, one brave step at a time.

The Cult

Cult is a word that gets thrown around quite easily now-a-days to describe a type of spiritual community whose activity seems suspicious and foreign to us. Rarely do we seem to think beyond the implications that a “cult” means “bad,” because honestly the media has done such a wonderful job blurring the lines between the two that it may as well be an exact synonym. Do you know what characteristics are seen by the experts to be prevalent in cults? The authority that I explored this subject with is the International Cultic Studies Association (ISCA). They are a global not-for-profit organization that has been researching cults, cultish behavior, its effects, educating the public, and helping survivors for over 40 years. The resources on their website are very rich and although I’m less familiar with this particular organization, I can easily trace their credentials and verify that they are who they say they are. I trust their word when they describe the following characteristics of cults, and I have learned that:

There is usually a charismatic individual leading the group, and its membership commit devoutly to follow them regardless of what questionable content they spout. This is partially because questioning, doubt, and insubordination is forbidden and punishable, sometimes with startling severity. (ISCA)

Group elite will teach and dictate how their members should think about and also approach and engage with situations emotionally and strategically. They’re highly controlling of all aspects of their lives from marriage to employment to expression through music and fashion—everything and anything in between is on the table. (ISCA)

The group sees itself righteously, defaming and eschewing “outside” culture, beliefs, sciences, knowledge, etc, and teaches its members that the wellness and security of the group is paramount. This leads to less-than-ethical behavior being considered acceptable and of little consequence, behavior such as: lying to ‘outsider’ loved ones, conducting fraud or sketchy money schemes to fund the group, and even complying with non-consensual ‘amorous’ acts. Members are groomed to believe that there is no surviving the ‘outside world (the world outside the cult)’, and so due to fear of retaliation for their dissenting actions and thoughts (should they fail to thrive and need to return to the cult), they remain with the cult instead of venturing beyond its boundaries in the first place. (ISCA)

With regards to Satanism, people like to believe that our way of beliefs is cultish because that is what they have been lead to believe by others. The negligence to question your superiors, on the other hand, has perhaps ironically been defined as cultish behavior. We are a religion that uplifts the individual. We empower ourselves to seek full lawful gratification in this world and to enjoy every moment of our human and carnal existence. We question what we hear and endeavor for the truth because knowledge, we accept, is a way of power. Satanism is not a cult. Satanism is a religion. Let’s talk about religion!

A Religion

Part of research is identifying bias, and bias is everywhere. It’s in everything and it’s unavoidable. I could only find one true and valid organization which is recognized to be an indisputable authority across the United States. This secular authority (has minimum potential bias) has performed the research with credible academic experts and has produced a code of qualifications for who they determine is a religion or otherwise, and it’s the most concise list I was able to find. I’m happy to share it with you. To learn more, and to read the exact word-for-word definitions, please consult the IRS' Publication 1828 with me. According to the IRS, when they are determining if they are presented with a religion—and therefore must grant tax-exempt status to avoid a violation of our fundamental governing legislature—they look for certain traits in the “church” (defined by the IRS to be an umbrella term which refers to the organization seeking tax-exempt status). Allow me to summarize since IRS Publications are notoriously dry.

Stand-alone religious history (Birth/onset, development, etc—tied to factual dates of record) and definite and obvious independence of membership from other churches/denomination. (IRS, 33)

Clear and obvious legal establishment as an organization/entity (such as registration with the IRS) (IRS, 33)

Formal and distinct structure of ecclesiastical government, ordinance of ministry, education for religious officials on the religion’s tenets and creed, and the delivery of communication of tenets to new members/youth. (IRS, 33)

Accepted and codified doctrine, creed, discipline and literary canon (not just “themed books” by authors, but a religious codex such as the Holy Bible or Quran.) (IRS, 33)

Existence of established real-world HQ/locations for religious practice, regular congregations or services. (IRS, 33)

According to the IRS, “The IRS generally uses a combination of these characteristics together with other facts and circumstances, to determine whether an organization is considered a church…” and those other circumstances include if the religion observes federal and international law. (IRS, 33) Basically what this means is that you don’t need to have every single one of the above, but if it shakes out that you meet the majority of the criteria or the most important criteria, they will agree that a verifiable religion is before them rather than a rabble of disjointed concepts that would not otherwise qualify for federal entitlements as a religion.

Satanism is the name we use to identify a system of beliefs which recognized by the IRS to be a religion. The Satanic Temple was recently granted tax-exempt status for satisfying the above requirements. The Church of Satan has never attempted to obtain tax-exempt status to my knowledge, but would also satisfy the above requirements. For those of you who don’t live in my country, the IRS is sovereign. They can garnish your wages with ease, impose a levy on your assets, and make your life a special sort of Hell if you cross them. They have their own investigators and are a major force to be reckoned with. Even during the incorporation process when founding your religion you need to work with the IRS to get a tax ID number so that money can be exchanged – in any form, be it donations, employment, whatever you’d like.

Religious Belief System (RBS)

Religious Belief Systems, The Satanic Cult

It may seem weird to see this used as a separate term when we’re talking about identifying the difference between how we describe people’s spiritual*/religious philosophy because for the most part it’s an “umbrella term” (internet slang for a ‘catch all.’) It’s important to recognize though that while religions have an RBS, not all RBSs can be considered religions. This is because, as we discussed before, religions have characteristics. If an ideology exists, such as a personal philosophy combined with dogma from an establish religion, that can’t be considered a religion on its own but is still not the same thing as the religion—well, in that case, it’s a personal RBS. This doesn’t mean that the philosophy is wrong or that it’s invalid (nobody can invalidate it!), it just means that the words we use to describe it are different.

Said another way: If it doesn’t fit the criteria for being called a religion, you should probably be calling it a belief system. My personal experience suggests to me that many belief systems fall short of being a religion because:

They’re not organized in a way that it’d be accepted as a religion either structurally or in creed

Too few people accept enough of the dogma and tenets as communicated and codified, or there is a lot of disagreement on what the creeds are due to lack of codification and official material

The RBS lacks a central governing body which is widely accepted to be the authority on the matter which oversees furthering of the belief system in such a way as to preserve the purity of the collection of beliefs. (Think: The Vatican.)

* Spiritual here being a strict secular use of the term. I am not talking about souls.

Now You Know.

In this modern age we are substituting truth for comfort. It has become fashionable and preferable to embrace the “agree to disagree” mentality when it comes to fact rather than saving that for opinion, and this is a crime against truth as we know it. While we are all guilty of using some slang here and there, it’s important that we know the differences between these three concepts so that we can better understand our world and better respect those we meet within it. Rather than embrace ignorance, embrace bravery. Be courageous. You are the steward of truth in your world. Define it with the terms it deserves, the way that words are rightfully meant to be used—and not what feels ‘right’ based on your emotions.

Ave Satanas!
Hail Satan!