Terms of Service and Privacy - in Plain English
Hey, I'm super glad you're here because I'm also one of those people who reads the TOS to websites. Usually they say a lot of confusing things behind a big wall of text but I'm going to try and be straight to the point for you because I believe in transparency with this sort of thing. Also? Go you for coming here in the first place.
Age of Use
By using this website you represent that you are at least 13 years old. This website is not intended for anyone under the age of 13.
Data Collection and Privacy
Ave Witch uses cookies for the purpose of improving itself. You can tell the website not to store cookies if you don't want to participate in this. I don't use your data for anything other than improving Ave Witch. I do not require you to submit any emails or blog posts (whatsoever) through this website, but if you do you recognize that you are willfully sharing that information with me and granting me permission to use that information. I will not share any email addresses without your permission, and I will not share full names without your permission. I may shorten names such as: "John D." or "Jane S." if I reference an email that you may have sent to me in a blog post. You should not have any expectation of privacy for anything you send to me through a website form. It's like contacting the media: I am a writer. While I will never "out" your identity (meaning your real name [if you shared it with me] unless required by law), I may find your question / comment / whatever to be worthy of mention in the blog or elsewhere such as in social media. By using forms on this website you acknowledge that you understand and agree to the above statement.
Warranties
Guess what? There are none.
I don't promise you anything by making this website available to you. You use it entirely at your own risk. It is what it is. Your choice to use it is voluntary and entirely your call. You know the risks of being on the internet. All of those apply to this website as well. If your computer decides to go on the fritz while you're on this site: it's not my problem. If your significant other sees you on the website and gets the wrong idea about you resulting in a divorce: it's not my problem. Check out my website on your lunch break and get caught by your boss? Also not my problem. Download some weird malware from another site that decides to activate once you show up here? Guess what: also not my problem. I warrant nothing. I am not liable for your property, emotional well being, or financial health. This website is a service, and you are here at your own risk.
Intellectual Property, Copyright, and That Legal Stuff
The intellectual property (like the trademark Ave Witch) and copyright for Ave Witch are held by the webmistress. Church of Satan intellectual property appears on this website and is which are appropriately identified and used with permission. You can use nothing from this website without permission from its respective owners. Linking to my website is required whenever you share my content on social media. If you are a member of the media and would like to share my content with your patrons/readers/viewers, you MUST request permission from me before doing so.
Location of Arbitration
This website is governed by the laws in the United States of America. In the unlikely event of an arisen issue, legal disputes will be settled within the United States of America in the court or arbitration platform location of the webmistresse's choosing. By using this site you represent that you understand and agree to abide by this clause.
Last updated: 10/15/2018
Past versions of TOS will be available below this line in the future.
Past versions of TOS will be available below this line in the future.