So, this holiday consider what you’re doing with your money. Don’t donate to an organization dribbling in moldy pestilence. Do your research and learn where your money goes. They’re more than happy to separate it from your hard-working hands if you don’t put them to use, so don’t let them if you value your own time. Respect the institution for what it does in duping people like Rebecca to stand shivering in the cold to make others uncomfortable enough to donate, but don’t feed the disease. Donate to charities this season that make a meaningful difference to people of all religions, genders, races, and identities.
Hail the Satanic Army.